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hello, fellow procrastinator!

THERE IS NOTHING

WRONG WITH YOU.

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You know that cherished societal belief that procrastination is a character flaw to avoid at all costs?
Turns out that's total bullsh*t. 
So? I made a shame-free, anti-hustle workshop — just for us.
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$47

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--> If I'm not interested in the task, it isn't getting done. (Unless I stand to lose something; then I'll power through. Begrudgingly.)

--> I looooovvve making detailed plans, lists, and goals. But after I make them? I lose most, if not all, motivation to actually follow through on them. WHY am I like this?!

--> I was called "bright" and "gifted" in school and scolded behind the scenes for cramming for tests / writing papers the night before.

--> If I have a commitment scheduled later in the day, my brain activates this "waiting mode" thing — where I can't seem to get anything meaningful done leading up to that appointment, no matter how hard I try.

--> It is WILD the kinds of complex projects I can pull off when I'm excited about them. But then there are these stupid, mundane tasks —like responding to open-ended emails, for example— that I could put off forever. The longer I wait, the more complicated they seem.  *cue anxiety* 

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...and you've been made to feel bad about this stuff your whole life, right?
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so, quick question:

DOES THIS

SOUND LIKE YOU?

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NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!     NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!     NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!     NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!     NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!     NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!     NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!     

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--> Find out why neuroscience shows we've been looking at procrastination all wrong 

--> Discover your unique motivational style (there are at least three!) so you can work WITH your brain, instead of against it 

--> Learn how to get more done by working when you're wired to (and without buying into hustle culture) 

--> Walk away with (5) shortcuts to getting yourself "unstuck" for those inevitable moments you feel distracted, overwhelmed, or unmotivated

OH

HELL

YES

PROCRASTINATION 101:

 how to get MORE done 
...later. 
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~ WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING ~

I'M NOT CRYING,

YOU'RE

CRYING

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I'M NOT CRYING,

YOU'RE

CRYING

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BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME?   BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME?   BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME?   BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME?   BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HEL

WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS    WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS     WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS     WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS     WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS     WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS     WAIT, I HAVE Q

LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    

LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    LET'S DO THIS    

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PROCRASTINATION 101:

 how to get MORE done 
...later.