


PREPARE_TO_BE_MIND-READ.txt
--> If I'm not interested in the task, it isn't getting done. (Unless I stand to lose something; then I'll power through. Begrudgingly.)
--> I looooovvve making detailed plans, lists, and goals. But after I make them? I lose most, if not all, motivation to actually follow through on them. WHY am I like this?!
--> I was called "bright" and "gifted" in school and scolded behind the scenes for cramming for tests / writing papers the night before.
--> If I have a commitment scheduled later in the day, my brain activates this "waiting mode" thing — where I can't seem to get anything meaningful done leading up to that appointment, no matter how hard I try.
--> It is WILD the kinds of complex projects I can pull off when I'm excited about them. But then there are these stupid, mundane tasks —like responding to open-ended emails, for example— that I could put off forever. The longer I wait, the more complicated they seem. *cue anxiety*


...and you've been made to feel bad about this stuff your whole life, right?


so, quick question:
DOES THIS
SOUND LIKE YOU?
*GRABS MEGAPHONE* *GRABS MEGAPHONE* *GRABS MEGAPHONE* *GRABS MEGAPHONE* *GRABS MEGAPHONE* *GRABS MEGAPHONE* *GRABS MEGAPHONE*
NEW WORKSHOP ALERT! NEW WORKSHOP ALERT! NEW WORKSHOP ALERT! NEW WORKSHOP ALERT! NEW WORKSHOP ALERT! NEW WORKSHOP ALERT! NEW WORKSHOP ALERT!



WHAT_WILL_I_LEARN?.txt
--> Find out why neuroscience shows we've been looking at procrastination all wrong
--> Discover your unique motivational style (there are at least three!) so you can work WITH your brain, instead of against it
--> Learn how to get more done by working when you're wired to (and without buying into hustle culture)
--> Walk away with (5) shortcuts to getting yourself "unstuck" for those inevitable moments you feel distracted, overwhelmed, or unmotivated
OH
HELL
YES
PROCRASTINATION 101:
how to get MORE done
...later.

BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME? BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME? BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME? BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HELP ME? BUT WILL THIS WORKSHOP HEL
WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS WAIT, I HAVE QUESTIONS WAIT, I HAVE Q
LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS
LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS LET'S DO THIS

